JOKE OF THE WEEK - WHICH ONE IS THE FUNNIEST?

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By Prince Bonav

Akpos was very drunk and was struggling to open his door with his key. His neighbor asked him “sir can I help you open the door?” Akpors said “don’t worry, just help me hold the house straight, I can open the door

Which one is the funniest? (we choose 4)

1) When the person interviewing you at your new job is the same guy you insulted in traffic. Bro, u go apologize tire!
2) When you abuse your friend "your mama!!!" and then u turn around to see his/her mum staring at you. oboi, u go collect plenty slap!.!

3) When Mosquito lands on your father's bald head and u try to kill it with your bare hands. You must provide d proof ohh, or else...

4) When you update"salary things" on Facebook and your landlord comments "on point" U go travel go villa by force.

5)When you're in a bus and you throw away your #500 note instead of gala wrapper. Chai! E don do be dat!

6)When ur Dad works at NEPA and they take light and you shout "God punish NEPA"....... And he's there with u. Na ur mama go start to pay ur school fees.

7)When u dey on top okada and the okada man dey ping... Lol. Na automatic ticket to Baba God be dat.

8) When you finish eating in an eatery and u find out wallet fell out in a taxi... Start to prepare ur grammar.

9)When Usain Bolt chases u with a Cutlass... O boy, just stop beg am, cos ur own don finish.

10)~When u give beggar #500 note instead of #50.

11)When soldier punish u finish come release u make u dey go, u come climb ur bike come shout "officer thunder fire u" and ur bike no come gree start again.

12)When u dey inside bus, buy 1 gala and the seller run
wit N950 change...
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13)When you post on Facebook "My boss is an idiot" and ur boss like ur post. No just go work tomorrow.

14)When u read this, laugh and drop a comment or like this save this web page in your browser..

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