JOKE OF THE WEEK - BY PRINCE BONAV

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TITLE - GOD IS WATCHING
The following below are some of the lies people update on Facebook...

1). You buy some cheap underwear at a Bend-down-select under market­ (bootleg market) and on Facebook you write: "I love Gucci underwear" *God is watching you*
2). You're a married man with 2 kids and on Facebook you always claim to be single. *God is watching you*

3). You’re are drinking ice water and you update: “I’m drinking Johnny Walker on the rocks” *God is watching you*

4). You’re in the house Listening to a radio but you update: “Watching Avengers at the cinemas.” *God is watching you*

5). You sell retail biscuit, airtime and chewing gums in a grocery shop and you update: “Had a long day in the
office.” *God is watching you*

6). You are waiting for a bus/taxi and you update: “Stuck in traffic. Thank God for the air conditioner in my car.” *God is watching you*

7). You are using some fake Chinese phone and you update your status: “My laptop is slow.” *God is watching you*

8). You are in some fake slum and you update your status: “Near Mayfair Garden Lekki” *God is watching you*

9). Your real name is Bizibu/ Kekimirenzyo/Musa/Akpos or some funny names and on Facebook you call yourself 'Mcute Pretty' 'Bootylicious Fly' *God is watching you*
 
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