JOKE OF THE WEEK - DO YOU SPEAK ITALIAN

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Lying to a Girl has become easy... . . 

Girl: Baby can you speak Italian? Because you like watching their soccer so attentively. 

Boy: Yeah I understand everything. 
Girl: Mmmmm can you speak a little of Italian so that I hear you? 

Boy: Neymer Totti Messi Ancelotti Piero Maldin Di Natale Konte.

Girl: Wow! What does that mean? 

Boy: In all days as long as am breathing you will remain in my heart.

Girl: Thank you Tom I love you so much my guardian Angel.

Boy: Balotelli

Girl:Hmmm and what does that one mean?

Boy:I love you too.

Girl:awwwwwww!!!!

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