JOKE OF THE WEEK

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Pastor stopped at a traffic light and three girls: Apple seller, bread seller and
yam seller pulled by:
Pastor: Apple seller give me one quotation in the bible where Apple is 
mentioned before I buy.

Apple seller:- bible said you are the Apple of my eyes. good! said pastor I will buy N1000.

Pastor: bread seller give me a bible quotation.with bread and I'll buy.

Bread seller: Jesus said I am the bread of life.
Pastor: let me buy N1000.

Pastor: yam seller give me one quotation with yam and I'll buy

Yam seller: Jesus said, l yam that I yam.....

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