JOKE OF THE WEEK - BY PRINCE BONAV

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IN AMERICA
Takes car to mechanic.....
MECHANIC: Good day Sir, Park the car in the garage.
We'll need to check it out before we know the Problem and the cost
Come back in an hour.

IN NIGERIA
MECHANIC: Oga on am
Off am,
On am,
Oga Fire am,
Off am,
On am again,
Oga na Radiator!!!

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