JOKE OF THE DAY: TODAY'S DATE

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Some girls are bad. Lol Nothing wey person eyes no go see for dis country.


A guy met a beautiful lady at shoprite today begging the lady to please give him her number...
when he got home only to realize that its today's date she gave him;
080 26 09 2016.

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