JOKE OF THE WEEK - BY PRINCE BONAV

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Don't over laugh pls...
Sule won a lottery of 10 million dollars, after claiming the money, he buried the cash at the foot of a tree, and took picture of the tree. He then boarded a flight to London, on the plane feeling good about himself he looked at the photo and suddenly he burst into tears. 
In his hands was the photo, in it there was a man smiling at the top of the tree ...............What would you do?

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