IS WATCHING FOOTBALL WITH A WOMAN REALLY STRESSFUL. LET’S FIND OUT?

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WIFE: Which teams are playing?
HUSBAND: Arsenal and Manchester.
 
WIFE: Oooh wonderful! I love Arsenal.
HUSBAND: That’s a good team.WIFE: Is Drogba playing?
HUSBAND: He doesn’t play for any of these teams.
 
WIFE: Okay sweetie, is that Chris Brown?
HUSBAND: Honey! No, he is chamberlain.
 
WIFE: Okay, but they look alike. What is that yellow card for?
HUSBAND: It’s a warning to the player.


After few minutes, Rooney scores for Manchester united 
WIFE: Celebrates with excitement. Is that chamberlain who scored?
 
HUSBAND: Calmly no its Rooney for Manchester united
WIFE: What is that red card for?
 
HUSBAND: Looks at wife with strong eyeballs. That means the player should go out of the field for misbehaving.
WIFE: It’s the same with traffic lights. Yellow warning and red for danger
 
HUSBAND: Exactly daring
WIFE: What about green card?
 
HUSBAND: Hmmmmm. There is nothing like that in football. 
WIFE: I want arsenal to win the World Cup.
 
HUSBAND: Silent 
WIFE: Why is that man who looks like Mr. Bean standing outside when every other person is sitting?
 
HUSBAND: Takes a deep breath, looks at wife with a sarcastic smile. It’s the Arsenal’s coach Arsene Wenger. WIFE:That means the other team coach is Manchest Wenger?
 
HUSBAND: Changes the channel to African Magic.

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