HILLARIOUS JOKE OF THE WEEK - FROM FACEBOOK FRIENDS

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If you are a man and you want to live a long life please don't go near your woman's phone unless 
you
 may have shock-absorbent installed like me. I just got home now and met my neighbor(Emeka­)crying like a baby,then we got talking.

Me: Mekus wetin happen now...who die nau???

Emeka: Bros na Amaka o

Me: chizoooooosu!!!­amaka don die????

Emeka: my brother had it been she even die sef I no go cry...this girl has finished me ooo

Me: oya please calm down and tell me what happened

Emeka: Can u imagine Amaka that I have been paying her school fees up to her final year now use 'idiot' to save my name in her phone....

Me: mshhhhhhhhhhh na the idiot dey pain u??? even making u cry? U get time my broda...

Emeka: Bros no be the idiot dey pain me, the thing is that my own idiot is 'idiot number 18'

Me: hmmm my broda manage the idiot nau, after all my own girl that I want to marry use 'Evangelist David' to save my name in her phone...

Emeka: (laughing now) na waoo at least that one is even better...

Me: shut up! Wen I scrolled the phone further I saw 3 other evangelists (Ibe­, Timothy and Jacob), then 2 pastors (Nike and Anthony), and den 4 Apostles (Chidi, Samuel, Frank,  Gre­g), then 2 Rev (Chika and Ifeanyi) and then one bishop Francis....

Emeka: hahahahahahaha may be that bishop is the general overseer of her heart and u be ordinary branch pastor!!!!

Wishing Y'all a weekend full of laughter

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